"Or you're going to run for President," Sam says. He's not entirely certain he's the one that's going to end up in the White House professionally but that's neither here nor there. The most important thing, at the moment, is spending some time building their marriage without the surprise of children.

"Protection it is," he promises, leaning over to snag a condom from the bedside table. "And then we'll talk about kids much, much later."